artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(via agenttimelord)



WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND


allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

stumpymcgee

(via allteensrelate)


sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

stumpymcgee

(via confirmance)



jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

(via allteensrelate)